RHOB-S2 Ep. 3

"What a night!  I can't believe half the stuff that happened.  Calvin was clearly wasted and embarrassed Karine yet again.  Johnny wasn't' too keen on the little "incident" that happened between the two of us either and when we got home, he really let it be known right away."

Dianna:  Johnny?
Johnny:  Don't talk to me.  I can't even look at you right now.
Dianna:  Wha.. why?  What did I do?
Johnny:  Seriously Di?  Look sit down and relax while I get you a cup of coffee.  You need to sober up.

Dianna:  But Johnny, I don't understand what's the big deal....
Johhny:  The big DEAL is that you were acting like a slut at Aimee's, that's the big deal.  Do you know how many important people were there?  People I know and I have to work with on the regular?
Dianna:  Johnny it was harmless!  We were just joking around.  Come here...
Johnny:  No!  No Dianna, just back up.

Dianna:  Oh, so it's okay for you to stay out "working late" all week though?!  You think I'm stupid?  I know what your doing.  Can you say "Casting Couch!"
Johnny:  F*ck you!
(Goes to slap but pulls back)
Dianna:  (cries) If you EVER raise your hand to me again I will put you UNDER the jail you bastard!  Do you hear me!  I will take everything you own and then some.  F*cking try me!
Johnny:  Di....I'm....I didn't mean.....
Dianna: ....................

"Johnny has never raised a hand to me before.  I just don't know what's going on with him lately.  He's been"working" late almost every night now.  I'm not stupid.  One thing about this town is that people talk, ALOT.  I was hoping the rumors weren't true but judging by the way he reacted to what I said, they just might be.  Calvin means nothing to me.    I really need someone to talk to so I'm going over Karine's to vent.  I just hope Karine doesn't react this bad about what happened between me and Calvin."

"Dianna called me hysterical.  She said that Johnny almost hit her and that she needed a place to crash for the night.  I hate to see her upset and I know just the thing that will cheer her up."

Dianna:  Karine I'm really not up to this right now.
Karine:  What?  But you love our "Sunglasses at night" shindigs?
Dianna:  I know but....
Karine:  Come on dear, it will be fabulous.  Let's pop a bottle of wine and head to the jacuzzi so we can talk.

Karine:  Okay, so spill sweetie.  Tell me every detail.
Dianna:  Well first I want to clear something up with you.  You know that little thing that happened between Calvin and I at the par.....
Karine:  Nonsense dear, that's water under the bridge.  Besides, I know it was just a joke.  At least on your part any way.  I know you would never hook up with Calvin.  Now Katty on the other hand..
Dianna:  Yeah.  She was loving every minute of Calvin showing his a**.  
Karine:  I know, and of course all the paparazzi know about ti already as well.  I have no idea what I'm going to do with him.  But enough about me, what happened with Johnny?  That's not like him to raise a hand to you.

Dianna:  I know right.  I think the thing that upset him the most were all the industry people that were at the screening.  Johnny's really big on "keeping up appearances".  I swear sometimes he can be so shallow.  Anyways, I told him if he laid a hand on me then I would have him arrested and I would take everything he owned.
Karine:  Hahahha!  I bet that shut him up!
Dianna:  Well..yeah.  Actually it did.
Karine:  Johnny's so far up the investors asses he can't afford for anything like that get out.  Of course he came to his senses.  He might be an **hole, but he's not stupid.
Dianna:  I know.  I just don't get him sometimes.  I don't know if you've heard anything but I've been hearing that he's making his rounds with the new actors, making them promises and stuff.
Karine:  Johnny?  No, no as I said Johnny's an a** but he's not stupid.  That's all just rumors sweetie.  Believe me if he were doing really doing that, you would hear it from me first.
Dianna:  Well that's a relief....I guess.
Karine:  Aww.  You sad you don't have a reason to divorce him and take all his money now?  Hahahhah!
Dianna:  Ahhahahhahhah!
Karine:  God I love this life.  Cheers my friend!

"I had a great time at Aimee's screening.  Her pilot episode was actually very good.  Her career has really taken off and I am so proud of her.  Of course knowing Karine, she'll want to take all the credit for it.  Guiseppe gave me a ride home and we hung out for a bit on the porch.  He seems like a nice enough guy, but I really don't know that much about him.  It's like he just appeared out of thin air or something. We were having a nice conversation when I got the surprise of my life!"

Cynthia:  So Guiseppe what do you do for a living?
Guiseppe:  Oh, you know.  I buy and sell and things like thod.
Cynthia:  Mmkay....
Guiseppe:  Enough about me.  Tell me about you.
Cynthia:  Well what do you want to know?
Guiseppe:  How old are you?
Cynthia:  I'm really not comfortable with answering that question but I'm 34 if you must know.

Guiseppe:  I only asked it because you are so beautiful.  You look like 20.
Cynthia:  Oh please.  But thank you anyway.
Guiseppe:  You said you have 3 kids, no?
Cynthia:  Yes, 3 girls to be exact.
Guiseppe:  I think you lost one of them.
Cynthia:  Hmm..What?

Cynthia:  Ally what in the world are you doing outside at this hour!  Where's TAYLOR!
Alicia:  Oh, hi mom.  I don't know.  Inside I guess.
Cynthia:  Young lady you march yourself in that house right now!  I need to find out what the hells going on!  Guiseppe, sorry but I have to cut this short.  
Guiseppe:  No problem.  I will be in touch.

Alicia:  Who's that?  He's a cutie head.
Cynthia:  Let's go!
Alicia:  Mom chill out, it's no biggie.

Cynthia:  Taylor!  What the hell is going on here!
Taylor:  Oh, mom your home early.  You said the party didn't end until midnight.
Cynthia:  That's besides the point!  Why the hell is your little sister outside by herself at this hour of the night and who is this!

Taylor:  Chill out, okay.  Why you making such a big deal.  I guess the little rat snuck out.
Noah: (snickers)
Cynthia:  And that's YOUR cue to leave.  By the way don't bother coming back because Taylor's grounded for a very long time!
Taylor:  Mom, wait.
Cynthia:  Wait nothing.  YOU.. OUT.. NOW!
Noah:  Later Taylor...

Taylor:  Later Noah.....What mom!
Cynthia:  Taylor, I trusted you to watch the girls tonight and you let me down! Ally could have ended up on the back of a f*ng milk carton!  Do you realize the seriousness of this?  What's going on with you!  Are you on drugs!  Cause if your on drugs....!
Taylor:  No mom I'm not on drugs, k.  I didn't know Ally was gone.  I mean her and Elly were playing in her room a couple hours ago and she came to me and asked if she could go next door to Shannon's.  I told her no and she called me b*tch and told me that she hated me and went back to her room.  She must have crawled out of the window or something.  

Cynthia:  Oh, so you just sit here doing God knows what with that, whatever he was.  Is he a vampire?  Taylor you know how I feel about that.
Taylor:  Yeah, he is but he's a total Veg.  Like blood totally skeeves him out.  It's cool.
Ally:  Hey Taylor, mommy has a boyfriend.  Hahhaha.  She was talking to him on the porch.
Taylor:  Oh, so your giving me grief about having a friend over but you've been out there flirting with some douchebag?
Cynthia:  Both of you go to your room.
Taylor:  But mom...
Cynthia:  We'll discuss this later.  Go to your room!

"It seems all the progress me and Taylor have made since she moved back has gone down the toilet.  Now she's got this new vampire "friend".  I hate to think of what she may be doing with him.  There was a vampire on the show last season and she was cool and all but she was always fighting with her nature.  I don't know, I think it's time we went to a family counselor.  I mean it can't hurt right?"


                                                            The Next Day

"I still can't stop laughing about what happened last night.  Hahahahha.  Calvin is so f*cking stupid.  It's so entertaining too!  There was so much disfunction last night.  The people in this town act so conceited but their actions are extremely ghetto.  Speaking of ghetto, I saw that Aimee and Karine had a disagreement.  No doubt Karine is hating on Aimee's success.  I decided to use that to my advantage so I invited her over today so that we could "talk"."

Aimee:  So I was surprised for the invite today.  Something on your mind?
Katty:  Oh, nothing really.  Judging by what happened last night, I thought maybe you could use some relaxation.
Aimee:  Yeah.  That!  I can't believe  how grown folk can act so much like 2 year olds.
Katty:  I know right.  Karine was so pissed at Calvin.  Actually she's always pissed so that's not saying much.  I even saw when she was giving you a hard time on YOUR night of all things.
Aimee:  Karine thrives on drama.  She's not happy unless everyone is thanking her and kissing her ass.  Yeah she helped me to get the show but her help was a small piece of all the other help I had to go out there to get to make this show happen.  She act like she wrote it, co-wrote it, produced it, directed it, and everything else but star in it.  Girl I ain't got Karine to do.

Katty:  I know right.  She called me last night all stalker-like telling me to "stay the f*ck away from Calvin or else".  I was like or else what?  What are going to do, run me over with your f*cking walker grandma?   Hit me with your cane?  It's like hang up the pumps honey, your relevance in this town is wearing thinner than your f*cking hair sweetie.
Aimee:  Hahaha!  And she knows it too!  That's what kills her!

Katty:  So what was up with Dianna.  I'm sorry to say but she added way to much to a volatile situation.
Aimee:  I haven't had a chance to formerly sit down and talk with the girl but she comes off as annoying and needy.  I mean, she's SUPPOSED to be Karine's best friend but she flirts with her husband?  You know what they say, "With friends like that"...
Katty:  We spent some time at the gym and she went on and on about Calvin.  Karine's always on my jock about Calvin but she should be looking closer to home.
Aimee:  Exactly.  If that b*tch comes on to my man, I'mma beat hu ass.  End of story.
Katty:  Hahahha.  I want front row seats and I'll bring the popcorn! 

Katty:  I didn't see Marlin last night.  Did he have to work or something?
Aimee:  No.. um..he stayed with our daughter last night because she wasn't feeling well.  He really wanted to be there though.
Katty: Oh... Are yall doin alright?
Aimee:  Yeah, we good.
Katty;  Good....

"It was surprisingly kind of nice hangin out with Katty today.  She wasn't being her usual b*tchy self but I'm still feeling out the whole situation with her.  In all honesty, I don't really care what the other housewives are doing.  At this point I'm only concerned with succeeding and branding myself.  What they do is irrelevant to me but I have to agree with Katty about Karine.  Karine thinks she can control anyone and everyone and like Katty said, her time  in this town is over.  Now if Karine only knew that........"