Monday, June 27, 2011

Real Housewives of Bridgeport Episode 6





I've been extremely busy since I came back from that busted trip to France.  I haven't seen any of the housewives since then and I don't particlularly want to but I made a promise to Aimee that I would introduce her to my fiance.  It's Taylors birthday today and Matthew and I decided to throw her a little get together.  I met up with Aimee at the salon to talk to her about it.



Aimee:  Hey you how have you been?  Haven't seen you for a while.

Katty:  I've been real busy, you know with acting and modeling and all.  Matter of fact I don't have much time right now but I wanted to let you know that we are having a get together at Matthews tonight and your invited.  You can invite someone if you want EXCEPT for that B**** Cynthia.  I can't stand that hoe!

Aimee:.....Umm, okay.  I'll talk with everyone else and see if they want to come. 



  Aimee:  Oh, by the way did you put in a good word for me with Matthew.
Katty:  No, not really.  That's really not my business I just make the connections and you need to do the rest.
Aimee:  Well, thanks for at least this I guess.  I appreciate it?
Katty:  No problem.  Look, I have to go because now that ugly military vampire lady is stalking me.  See you at the party.
Aimee:  Okay, see ya.

"

After hitting the gym I headed back home to get some things for the party and headed over to Matthews.   When I got there, I couldn't believe what I was seeing.  Well I guess I can believe it.  I would do the same thing if I had a mother like she does." 



Katty:  Hello?  Is anybody home?


Katty:  Oh my, what do we have here?



Katty: Hard day at school?
Taylor:  Oh, umm hi Katty, I was just........
Katty:  Tying one on?
Taylor:  It's not what you think.  I just have one now and then, it's nothing serious.
Katty:  I'm guessing your father doesn't know about this?
Taylor:  No.  Look Katty, please, please, please don't tell on me.  I promise I won't do it anymore.  I was just trying it.
Katty:  Look Taylor, you shouldn't be doing it but I understand why in a way.  Hopefully this is your last time.  I'm gonna go take a shower.




Taylor:  Thanks Katty.  Your so cool. 
Katty:  ................ >:^)






 "Well things have been really rocky between Taylor and I.  Every since she moved out she's had a really bad attitude.  Actually worse than usual.  I'm really excited today because 1 it's her birthday and 2 I just bought a new home for all of us.  I want her to see it then maybe she will change her mind and decide to come home so I'm gonna give her a call."


Cynthia:  Pick up Tay...
Taylor:  Hello?
Cynthia:  Happy Birthday to you, Happy birth....
Taylor:  Okay, okay mom.  I'm not a baby anymore. 
Cynthia:  You'll always be my little girl Taylor.
Taylor:  O..kay..
Cynthia:  Anyways honey, I wanted to call you to tell you Happy birthday and also to tell you to get ready so I can pick you up.  I have a big surprise for you!
Taylor:  Surprise?  What is it?
Cynthia:  No no you gotta come to find out.


Taylor:  Look mom, dad already told me what it is.
Cynthia:  He told you what?
Taylor:  About the new house, my new room, ect.
Cynthia:  You gotta be f***** kiddin me!  I can't believe he did that!  I told him not to say anything.  I can't wait to confront him about how low down and dir....
Taylor:  Mom I appreciate you calling but I have to get ready.



Cynthia: No, you need to get ready to see your new room.
Taylor:  Momm......
Cynthia:  And how is it that I'm not invited to my own daughters birthday party?  I know this is all Katty's doing!
Taylor:  You weren't even supposed to know about it.  I didn't want to hurt your feelings but I know how you feel about Katty and dad together so I thought you wouldn't want to come.  How did you find out anyway.
Cynthia:  My only TRUE friend Aimee told me.  I don't see why you don't want me there!



Taylor:  Look mom I don't have time for this I gotta go!
(hangs up phone)



" I feel like I'm losing my child!  Katty must really be getting in her head!  I can imagine the things that they say about me, Matthew included.  I'm not gonna sit here on my daughters birthday. I'm going to that party, invited or not!"


Later that night......................




Cynthia:  Matthew get out of my way!
Matthew:  Cynd, don't go in there like this!  I will not let you ruin my daughters birthday!
Cynthia: Your daughters birthday?  FYI she's my daughter too. Oh, you think your worlds best dad because she's lived with you a couple of months?  Try years, then we can f***** talk! 
Matthew:  Please just cool off.  I don't mind you here as a matter of fact I think you should be here.  Just please don't start anything.
Cynthia: I'll try.
Matthew:  Not try, DO!
Cynthia:  Okay.
Matheww:  I'm serious Cindy!
Cynthia: Alright, alright.  I'll do it for Taylor.
Matthew:  Thank you.




Katty:  You look fly girl.  I like the dress.
Aimee:  Why thank you very much.  Love your dress as well. 
Katty:  Did you talk to Matthew yet?
AImee:  Not yet, I saw him go outside a few minutes ago.
Katty: It's all good girl you know what I"m sayin.
Aimee:  What's all good?
Katty:  Everything boo, okaaaay.
Aimee:  Had a few drinks huh?
Katty:  How'd you know. (laughs uncontrollably) Hey have you ever thought of getting some work done?
Aimee: What?  Why would I.... Sorry to ruin your good time but I think you better turn around.



Katty:  Oh, hell naw.  What the F*** are you doing here?
Cynthia:  For your information, Matty invited me.  Oh he didn't tell you?  I'm so sorry? (smiles)
Katty:  Just stay out of my way b****!
Cynthia:  F*** you, fake a** weave....
Karine:  Girls!  This is Taylors time!  Get it together.
Katty:  Whatever granny!


Cynthia:  No wonder you didn't want me here!
Taylor:  Mom!  What are you doing here?? I was just....dad said...




Cynthia:  Don't play games with me Taylor!  You know your father doesn't approve of you drinking!
Taylor:  Why are you here!  You weren't even supposed to come!  Leave!
Cynthia:  You would like that wouldn't you so you can get plastered while no one is looking!  And what the hell are you wearing!  You look like a streetwalker!
Taylor:  Katty let me borrow some clothes okay!  There good and expensive not like that cheap sh** you buy me!
Cynthia:  (Gasps)  NO, this is over!




Taylor: Mom! Stop
Cynthia:  Go change!  Your coming home!


Cynthia:  Hey Katty!



Cynthia:  I have had it with you b****!  You may have taken my husband but I'll be damned if you take my daughter from me!
Katty:  What?  What you all up in my face for?



Cynthia:  Don't play dumb with me!  My daughters out there drinking herself into oblivion with your slut clothes on while everybody is in here partying it up! 
Katty:  How is that my fault.  Get the f*** out of my face cuz ya not gonna do nothin.  Tryna act all hard in some.......



( Cynthia attacks Katty)
Katty:  Awww!
Guy with the beard:  Dayuuumm!
Taylor:  Mom stop!  Dad!



Taylor:  (crying)  Dad hurry!!



Matthew:  Break it up!  What the hells wrong with you guys!  This is Taylors day!


Katty:  This is your fault Matthew!  Why did you invite her?!
Matthew:  Wha.. she just showed up!
Cynthia:  Stop lying Matty!


Taylor:  Everybody just shut up!!!!
Matthew:  Taylor, come here.  I'm sorry.
Taylor:  NO!


Matthew:  Honey, please.


Taylor: This was supposed to be my day. MY DAY and she ruined it! You all ruined it. I knew if she showed up then some drama would happen.
Matthew: I know honey but I thought your mom should be here for you birth...
Taylor: Things wouldn't be like this if you didn't leave us! She's unhappy all the time because you left us. I hate you!
Cynthia:  Taylor I....
Taylor:  Just leave me alone mom.


Matthew:  Look Cyndy I think you better leave now.
Cynthia:  Of course, throw me out as usual.  I'm the cause of all the worlds woes.  Gladly.  Taylor I'll call you tomorrow.
Taylor: ...........


Katty:  You need to let her know I'm not the reason you abandoned them.  Your not innocent in all this ya know.  I'm tired of defending our relationship!
Matthew:  Katty I can't deal with this right now, maybe you should go home too!
Katty: .....


Katty:  This is some bulls***!  Have fun with fistina tonight!



"Okay so maybe I shouldn't have told Cynthia about the party but come on it's her daughter.  I have to say that it was thoroughly entertaining watching her beat Katty's drunk a**.  (laughs hard)  Omg, that was hilarious. Katty's a fake a**  b**** anyway.  She had it comin.  No wonder Morgana passed on this one.   Anyways, after all of the drama, I was finally able to talk with Matthew about my proposal uninterrupted.  Couldn't have worked out any smoother."




To Be Continued.....