RHOB- Season 2 Ep. 2

"Karine get's so upset whenever I mention Katty's name.  I hate the b**ch too but I really don't think she's behind Calvin's change.  Like I said, "It takes two to tango".  Karine needs to realize that maybe the problem has nothing to do with a third party.  We continued to shop and Karine continued to complain about Katty when we ran into Aimee.  She looked pretty surprised to see us...."

Karine:  Is that Aimee over there?
Cynthia:  Aimee?

Aimee:  Oh, sweetie.   Hi.  How are you?
Cynthia:  Pretty good and you?  Long time no see.
Aimee:  Oh, I know right.  I've just been so busy with the new show and all....
Karine:  Hii!

Aimee:  Hey Karine.  How have you been?
Karine:  It's good to see your still alive.  You stopped calling me so...
Aimee:  About that.  I've just been so busy with the....
Karine:  I know the show.  Well good for you Aimee.
Aimee:  Karine?  Did I miss something?  Are you mad at me?
Karine: I just don't like people who use others to get ahead and then once they get what they want, they move on!
Aimee:  ............. 
Awkward silence
Cynthia:  Umm, well we should be going.  How about we do lunch sometime and catch up?
Aimee:  That will be great.  Oh, since I have you two here, I wanted to invite you to my screening I'm holding at my residence tonight.  I'd love for you guys to come.  
Cynthia:  Sure, I'd love to come.
Karine:  I'll see, I don't know.
Aimee:  Okay, well toodles.  (Sashays off)

"Okay, I don't know what Karine's problem was but she needs to get her sh*t together.  I heard of the trouble between her and Calvin and it looks like she's taking it out on everyone but who she should be taking it out on, him!  Yes, I've been busy and too busy for her drama.  "Oh, Calvin did this, Calvin did that".  Well F**cking leave the bastard then!  To top things off, Marlin was actin a damn fool about the party.   These people need to get the f**k out of my way! I'm on a mission!"

Marlin:  Hey babe.  How was the shoot?
Aimee:  It went okay I guess.  Those damn directors' don't know what the hell their doing though!
Marlin:  How about we just have a nice quiet evening here at the house?  We can drop Malika off at the babysitters.
Aimee:  Marlin.
Marlin:  What?
Aimee:  Aren't' you forgetting something.  My screening is tonight.  You couldn't have possibly forgot we just talked about it this morning.  I mean spending time sounds great but not tonight.

Marlin:  Not tonight, not tonight.  Well when are we going to spend time together?  Just me and you?  I think you should cancel this thing.  You don't need a screening anyway.
Aimee:  Marlin, I've had this planned for month's now and on top of it I WANT to do it!  I thought we were behind all this jealousy.
Marline:  Jealous?  Me?  I'm your husband. I'm not jealous of you!  You know what, fine.  I'm not going to the screening tonight so just enjoy those booji, stuck up, fake a** people.  You will never be one of them Aimee! Never!  Come on Malika.  Let's go to grandmas.

Aimee:  Okay, first of all, you need to calm the f** down.  It's not that serious. Secondly, you need to put my daughter down.  I haven't had a chance to spend time with her!
Marlin:  Well, you should of thought about that earlier.
Aimee:  Believe me Marlin, you don't want to f*** with me!  I'm tired of your whining and negativity all the time.  Either get with the program or get the f*** out.  Your not dragging me down anymore!
Marlin: So it's like that huh?
Aimee:  Yeah, muthafu**a it's like that!

"I'm sick and tired of him!  He's a fu**ng crab in a barrel always trying to bring me down.  Well guess what HONEY, I will make it with or without your broke a**.  Trying to take my baby to his mother's house.  I know what that means, he wants to be gone for a few days.  All I have to say is that he better stay in his fu**ing lane and get with the program because believe me, he doesn't want to go to war with Aimee!"

"Going to the gym with Katty was...interesting.  Who would have thought that she was in such good shape.  It's been a while since I worked out so that's why I was struggling a little bit sooo.... Well I've yet to meet the other housewives but I was invited to a screening tonight by Aimee.  I'm really excited to go and rub shoulders with the who's who of Bridgeport.  It's so fun doing that!  I was only home a few minutes when Karine called me."

Dianna: Hey girl.  What's up.
Karine: Well, how did it go?  Did she say anything about Calvin?
Dianna:  Not really.  Acrtually she seemed quite disgusted by him.  To be totally honest, I don't think anything's going on there Kare.
Karine: Don't be fooled.  She is very crafty and conniving.  Are you going to Aimee's screening tonight?
Dianna:  Yeah.  I thought it would be a good way to meet some of the other ladies.

Karine:  Very well then I guess I'll go too. Even though Aimee practically abandoned me after she got what she wanted.  I'm really interested to see how good this show actually is.
Dianna:  I'm interested as well and I can't wait to have a few drinks and unwind.
Karine:  I understand Dianna but don't' get too trashed because you know how you get.
Dianna:  Umm, okay Kare.
Karine:  See you later...Oh one more thing.  I need you to do a bit of recon for me tonight.  Observe Katty as much as possible and see if she's up to anything.
Dianna:.....Okay, I guess.
Karine:  ( Click)

"What the other housewives don't know is that I am very close to Karine.  Have been for a while now and I am her plastic surgeon.  She also helped me get on the show but she thinks that because of that, she can tell me what to do.  Well I have news for her!  I plan on forming my own opinion about the housewives, Katty included.  Of course I didn't tell her that though.  I'm gonna sit back and watch these grown a** women rip each other apart.  Popcorn please!  Hahahaha."

                                         Later that Night............

Aimee:  I want to thank you all for coming to my screening.  As many of you know, it means a lot to me that you guys are here to share in my dream.  Please hold all talking, and comments until after the show.  Thank you.  Without further ado... Here's Southern Cookin' With Aimee!
                                               
                                                  (Applause)

(Aimee on Screen)  You don't want to let the mac n cheese burn so you need to keep any eye on all that cheesy goodness...
Dianna:  Mmmm, that looks good..
Katty:  Shhhhhh!!!
Karine:  SHHHHHHHH!!!!
Katty: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Karine:SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Cynthia:  Okay, you guys that's enough.  How old are you guys?
Aimee: Ahem! >:(
                

                                                After Screening

Karine:  Well looks like your show is a success.  Congratulations dear.
Aimee:  Thank you Karine, I really appreciate that.
Karine:  Mmhm.
Aimee:  Is there something you want to say to me Karine?
Karine:  Yes, as a matter of fact I do BUT....Since this is your night, I will wait to address this at a later time.
Aimee:  ..................

Katty:  (Says in hush voice)  Okay why are you over her dancing with me while she dances with flavor flave over there.  Go get her!
Guiseppe:  Only I am waiting of the right moment.  You cannot rush romance.
Katty:  Do you like your job?
Guiseppe:  Ms. Katty, I...
Katty:  DO YOU...Like... your job?
Guiseepe: Okay, okay.  I will try to cut in.

Guiseppe:  You look stunning tonight.
Cynthia: Umm, thank you.  I guess...
Guiseppe:  My name is Guiseppe and yours?
Cynthia:  Cynthia Hart.  Nice to meet you Guiseppe.  Say I saw you dancing with that woman over there.  Do you know her well?
Guiseppe:  Uh, well not really.  I think maybe she's a b**ch or something, I don't know.
Cynthia: (Laughs)  Yes, I think your right Guiseppe.  By the way I love your accent.  Where are you from?
Guiseppe:  Italy, have you ever been?
Cynthia:  Yes, actually but a very long time ago.

Calvin:  ( says drunkily) Dianna, you look beautiful tonight.  If I wasn't' married, I would wear that a** out!
Dianna:  Hahah.  Your so crazy Calvin.  What makes you think you could handle all this sexiness.
Johnny:  Dianna!

Dianna:  Johnny, I was just....

Johnny: Just what, flirting with that filthy drunk scum!

Dianna:  Johnny!

Calvin: (slurs) F*ck you a**hole!  Go find your own wife!

Johnny: What the f*ck are you talking about.  You need to go home and sober up man!

Calvin: (slurs) I don't take orders from anybody.  You wanna go we can go!

Johnny:  Hahaha.  I would love to knock your a** out right now but I got one better.  You can forget about getting ANY job in this town again buddy.

Old Lady:  Fabulous show dear.  I would like to air your show on my network as well.  Here's my card. Give me a call Monday.

Aimee:  Oh, thank you so much.  Will do...

Old Lady:  Toodles.

Aimee:  Dianna, is there a problem here?

Dianna:  Umm, well Johnny and Calvin sort of got into it....

Aimee:  Karine!

Karine:  Calvin, you've had way too many.  You smell vile! Let's go home!

Calvin: (slurs) NO!  I'm not going anywhere with you.  You don't love me.  I'm a complete failure. (starts to cry)

Karine:  Calvin, that's not true.  Please honey let's go home.

Calvin:  (slurs) NO!  You don't control me Karine.  You may be old as dirt but that don't give you the right to be my mother.

Karine: (Gasps)

Calvin:  (slurs) You think I don't see those guys eyeing my cougar wife! Huh!  I'm outta here.  Don't try to catch me.

Calvin:  (Passes out and hits head)

Karine:  Oh my God Calvin!

Aimee:  Karine!  Get that drunk out of my party!

Karine:  What are you snickering about!

Katty:  I just think it's hilarious that your life is falling apart in front of your eyes.  Hahahahh!

Karine:  B**ch!!

Katty: HAAHAHHAHHHH!

Vampire Lady:  AUUGGHRRRGGHHH

Calvin:  (slurs)  Oh my God!

Aimee:  (Gasps horrified)

Katty:  BOOOOO!!

Aimee: ........EVERYBODY OUT!!!!   YOU"VE ALL RUINED MY PARTY!  GET OUT!!!!!!

"What the f**k was that!  My party was completely and utterly crazy! These are grown a** people for Gods sake!  I don't even know why I invited the other housewives.   They are so beneath me.  Well the good thing is that my show may be airing on another cooking channel.  As they say, "The more the merrier".  Marlin didn't show up and it's all for the best.  I really didn't need him bringing me down!  Well, A-list here I come!"

Katty:  Hey babe.  How was it today?

Matthew:  Tiring.  This new actor I'm working with is horrible.  She can't remember her lines worth a damn.  

Katty:  Aww, sorry to hear that.  Wanna drink?

Matthew:  Sure, thanks. So how was the party?

Katty:  It..was..AMAZING!  Calvin got pissy drunk and passed out.  Johnny and Dianna Jones got into a huge fight over her flirting with Calvin, and you ready?

Matthew:  What?

Katty:  Some vampire lady totally disintegrated for no reason.  It was soooo entertaining!

Matthew:  No sh*t?  Wow, looks like I missed a lot.  Was Aimee really mad?

Katty:  Oh, yeah.  She kicked everyone out of the party.  

Matthew:  Damn, hate that I missed that. ( chuckles)  Say Katty have you sent my Gucci suit to the cleaners or something.  I couldn't find it today.

Katty:  Oh, umm, I....I don't know.  Maybe Consuela did something with it.

Matthew: Okay, I'll ask her later.

Katty: Kay

Matthew:  How about we jump in the hot tub?

Katty:  Right behind you. (cell rings)  I'll be there in a minute baby.

Katty:  Hello?

Karine:  You think your so witty don't you b**ch!

Katty:  Karine?

Karine:  Yeah, it's me.  Who did you think it was.  A little warning Girl!  Stay the f*ck away from Calvin or you'll regret it!

(Click)

"Okay what the f**k was that?  Karine's completely losing it.  I mean, who does that sh*t?  She might as well have been breathing heavily into the receiver.  I mean, really? She needs help!

On another note, that party was AMAZING!  Hahahha.  People will be talking about that party for weeks to come and not for good reasons.  Also it looks like my plan is in full swing with Guiseppe.  Okay so maybe I let him borrow Matthew's suit but he has to look the part if he wants the girl.  He cleaned up pretty good.  I mean he can't get play looking like the bum that he is, right?  Cynthia's so dumb and desperate.  She'll be all over him in no time.  Hahahahhaha.  Life is good!"