Thursday, January 27, 2011

Real Housewives of Bridgeport- Episode 5







"I hadn't heard from Calvin since we got in our big fight so when Morrigan told me that he was here and with Katty of all people, I totally freaked!  I couldn't believe this was happening.  I had to confront him and get to the bottom of what was going on.






Karine:  Calvin?
Calvin:  Karine?  What are you doing here?
Karine:  I should ask you the same.  What's going here?  You dissapeared after our fight and I didn't hear anything from you since.





Calvin:  I didn't think you wanted me around.  You were very upset.
Karine:  Well can you blame me?
Calvin:  I guess not.  I wanted to tell you I was coming to France to shoot a scene for "Where's Bella".  It just so happens that Katty is in the scene with me.

Katty:  I'll let yall talk.
Karine:  You do that.
Katty:  B****
Karine:.......






Karine:  I''m gonna be totally honest Calvin, I hate her and I don't want you around her!
Calvin:  Look, I can't help who gets cast for these other parts.  I have to work with her Karine.
Karine:  Okay, I understand that but no more visits to her house or anything of that sort.
Calvin:  I promise, okay.
Karine:  Okay hon. I missed you.
Calvin:  I need to go to the set now.  You can come there if you want.
Karine:  Me and the girls are going to have lunch together.  I will be there afterwards.






"It was a relief to find out why Calvin was in France with Katty.  Also learning that he finally landed a part was an added bonus.  I hate the fact that he has to work with her but I don't trust her as far as I can throw her. She might have taken Cynthia's man but I'll be damned if I let her do the same thing to me."





At the restaurant.............................................................




Morrigan:  So what's the story with Calvin?
Karine:  It's not what everyone thinks.  He's here shooting for his new movie and it just so happens that Katty is his costar.
Aimee:  Bummer
Karine:  I know right.  I hate that he has to even be anywhere near her.
Cynthia:  All I can really tell you is that you better watch out because that's how it started with her and Matthew.





Karine:  Oh believe me, I am watching.  I've finally realized that somethings gotta be done about her.  Basically, Katty has got to go down and I need you guys to help me take her down.





Cynthia:  What did you have in mind?  You know I'm all for that.
Karine:  Well, I'm not quite sure yet.  I was thinking of a good public shaming.  Something that will ruin her and any chances of her becoming anything in Bridgeport.  
Cynthia:  She broke up me and Matthew, yet she's still seen as something special in the public eye.  I don't understand that.  
Karine:  Well,  Matthew is going to be a problem because he is so well known, he can make a lot of things disappear.  We have to find a way to ruin it with her and Matthew, hopefully before the wedding takes place.




Aimee:  Look I don't care for the girl myself but publicly disgracing her forever seems kind of harsh.  I know yall have issues with her but I'm not for that.  Sorry, I'm gonna sit this one out.
Karine:  ................






"The girls really have it out for Katty.  I don't know, I don't think it's a good idea to do what they want to do.  I mean, Matthew Hamming has some major pull in the Bridgeport community.  Really, he is the other celebrity endorsement I need to get my show off the ground and to get to him, I need to get to Katty.  What went on with Katty and the other housewives have nothing to do with me.  I'll be damned if I kill my chances of stardom in support of their personal vendettas.  I'm just saying....




Meanwhile on the set of  "Where's Bella"....................................





Director:  Annnnd Action!

Inspector Fitch (Calvin's character):  I'm sorry to break this to you mademoiselle but Bella is missing.





Lara(Katty's character):  Wha, what?  Oh my gosh where's Bella?  *cries histerically*  Wheres Bella?  I can't take this, I can't go on....
Director:  CUT!!!





Director:  What's all this?  No, no no.  Your not hysterical bout this.  Your surprised and afraid.  Your over acting right now.  I need you to reel it back and try to be more natural.  Okay.
Katty:  Oh, okay.
Director:  Take 166!  Annnd action!





Inspector Fitch (Calvin's character):  I'm sorry to break this to you mademoiselle but Bella is missing.
Lara(Katty's character):   What!  Where's Bella!  What did you do with her you scum!!
Director:  CUT!





Director:  NO, no no!  Not mad.  Your not mad, your....... nevermind.  Take 5 everyone.







"I can't help if my acting skills are way too advanced for that little piece of crap role they gave me.  After shooting, Aimee called me and wanted to meet me outside the local Bistro.  Something about us helping each other out.  I'll admit I was surprised to hear anything from her seeing as she's always up Karine's ass all the time.





  
Aimee:  I'm really glad you had a minute to come out and meet me.
Katty:  Sure.  So what's up?
Aimee:  Well there's something you need to know.  I like the other housewives and everything but wrong is wrong regardless of who you do it to.






Katty:  Ooh, kay.  What are we talking about here?
Aimee:  Well the other housewives are talking about publicly shaming you or somethng like that.  Basically they want to ruin your reputation.  
Katty:  Is that right.  Let me guess, Cynthia is the ring leader?
Aimee:  Actually no, Karine is.
Katty:  Big surprise.  That old bitch has had it out for me from day one.  How many times I have to tell her I don't want her crusty ass husband.
Aimee:  Well I thought I should let you know because wrong is wrong.






Katty:  Well, thank you I guess.  You mentioned helping each other out on the phone.  What did you mean by that?
Aimee:  Well I don't know if you know but I've been trying to get my cooking show picked up by a network and I am in need of a celebrity endorsement.  Sooo I was thinking that maybe you can talk to Matthew..
Katty:  Oh, I see.  My question is if you would have told me about this whole public shaming scheme if I couldn't do anything for you.
Aimee:  No, not at all.  I just think it's wrong.  The endorsement has nothing to do with that.
Katty:  Hmph.  Sure it doesn't.  Well I guess I should thank you for telling me.  All I can do is maybe have you come to the house and discuss it with Matthew.  I have no control over what he does.
Aimee:  That's cool.  I can work with that.







"I know what people will be saying about me.  That I only want to get ahead no matter who I stab in the back.  It's about me and my family.  Not my fault if people can't control their men or whatever.  All I know is that I have a cooking show series to be made."







Cynthia:  All I'm saying is to stay away from my daughter!  She may be staying there for now but she's there to spend time with her father and not you!  So step the f*** off!





Katty:  You are such a jealous b****!  Your daughter is living under Matthews roof and as long as she is she's going to have deal with me.  What you scared your going to lose her to me too, like you lost Matthew!  Your pathetic!  Your daughter hates you and so does Matthew!  Why don't you go crawl up under a rock you useless skank!






Morrigan:  Stop!  How dare you speak to her that way and your the one who did her wrong!  Your the useless skank!
Katty:  This is none of your business Morrigan.  A & B convo so C your way out of it!
Morrigan:  You really don't know who your dealing with do you!  You may can get away talking to everyone else like that but you are NOT going to talk to me like that!  Do you know what I can do to you!
Katty:  F*** off, you freak!






Katty:  I'm outta here.  I'm not gonna waste another minute here with you losers!
Morrigan:  Good riddance!  That's the smartest thing that's come out of your mouth.
Katty:  Oh, shut the f*** up!







Morrigan:  Why do you let her talk to you like that?!
Cynthia:  What do you mean?
Morrigan:  What I mean is that you need to shut her up once and for all or she will continue to walk all over you.  Knock her out.  Do something!







Cynthia:  Some of us aren't as tough as you Morrigan.
Morrigan:  Whatever, I'll be back later.







"I don't know why I agreed to come here with these girls.  It's just nonstop drama.  This is France and no one is acting like it's a vacation.  Everyone's just fighting and plotting revenge and so on.  They can do that back home in Bridgeport. The stress was beginning to be too much.   I had to get out of that house and get some air but I soon found myself in a compromising position.













Guy:  Can I help you with something
Morrigan:  Ummm, no.  Just passing by...












"Look, I'm not perfect........"


To Be Continued.............................................
























Saturday, January 22, 2011

Real Housewives of Bridgeport- Episode 4







Taylor:  Hey mom.
Cynthia:  Hey sweetie how was everything?
Taylor:  It was so great.  Dad bought me so much stuff.  
Cynthia:  Oh, really.  That's great honey.  Can you hand me the soap?





Taylor:  Mom, I need to ask you something.
Cynthia:  What is it honey?
Taylor:  I want to move in with dad.
Cynthia:  Taylor look.......
Taylor:  Well he said we need to spend more time together so I was thinking that......
Cynthia:  Did he ask you to move in with him?
Taylor:  No.... but it sounded like....




Cynthia:  Well Taylor your dad is a very busy man and....
Taylor:  Shut up!  Just shut up!  Your always saying that!  I think you don't like it because he wants to spend time with me and not you!






Cynthia:  First of all, watch your tone with me!  You still live under my roof and until you go out on your own, you will respect me and the way you talk to me!  
Taylor:  I don't f****** care!  I hate you!  Take this brat!
Cynthia:  Young lady you go to your room and check your attitude!  I don't want to see you until your ready to apologize!






Taylor:  I wish you were dead!
Cynthia: ..............................



Cynthia:  Hello
Aimee:  Hey girl, how you doing?
Cynthia:  Could be much better.  How are you?
Aimee: I'm fine thank you but I, or we are about to be a lot better.
Cynthia:  How's that?
Aimee:  Champ Le Sims baby! You in?
Cynthia:  Omg, you don't know how good that sounds right about now.  Count me in!






  "Taylor has been more than a handful.  It seems like since she hit 13 things have been getting progressively worse.  There is no doubt she blames me for the breakup with her father.  I just don't know how to get through to her.  Hopefully I will be able to clear my head with this much needed trip."  







Marley:  Hey honey.  
Aimee:  Hey sweetie, how was your day?
Marley:  Pretty uneventful.
Aimee:  Hmm.




Aimee:  So I visited Karine earlier today and she's agreed to give me one of the endorsements I need.  Isn't that great.
Marley:  Yeah, that's great.  Did you ask her if she knew of any parts that need to be cast?
Aimee:  Well not yet.  I didn't want to bog her down with requests because she is having a hard time right now with her husband.  Anyways Marley, you should be out there every day doing what YOU can to get a part and not be waiting around for me to find one for you.
Marley:  (Rolls eyes)  Not this s*** again.  Lay off will ya.




Aimee:  You know what Marley, I don't think we're on the same page here....... Damn it!  I thought I told you to call the repairman!
Marley:  I thought I fixed that!
Aimee:  Well you didn't!



Marley:  Calm down, I'll just wash the dishes in the bathroom and I will fix this later.
Aimee:  No Marley, call a repairman NOW!
Marley:  Whatever....
Aimee:  Whatever my ..... ughhhh screw this crap!  I'm going to France!




" I don't see how hard it is to call a repairman.  I'm just so over doing everything.  I know he's tired of my nagging but we've fallen behind on the mortgage and I'm scared we are going to lose this place. He doesn't understand that our future hangs on to me getting this other celebrity endorsement.  I'm so looking forward to the trip to France.  Hopefully I can learn some great French cooking tips and recipes to bring back with me."








Morrigan:  Don't worry sweetie, mommy will be back in no time.
Wogan:  So you are going to go?





Morrigan:  Well, yeah I thought it would be fun to see France again.
Wogan:  I don't know if this is such a good idea.
Morrigan:  Why is that?
Wogan:  France is, how can I put this... It's just not a good place for our kind.




Morrigan:  Babe, you forget I lived there for half a century.  It's a different time, things are different now you know.
Wogan:  Look, I know it's a different time but those people there are so, so wreckless.  They won't think twice about trying to tempt a vamp to give them immortal life.
Morrigan:  Wogan, your so jealous sometimes.
Wogan:  I know, I know.  I'll let you go but don't forget that your mine.
Morrigan:  You don't know how True Blood your sounding right now.  Don't worry honey, I got this.





Wogan:  Just, just come back safe and without any blood on your hands, kay?
Morrigan:  Okay babe.





" After so many years Wogan is still very protective of me.  I guess I can't blame him because when he found me I was a hot mess.  I didn't care who I hurt or who I fed off of.  As long as I got my fix.  I have to admit that France will be a challenge for me but I'm not worried at all.  I'm a changed woman.   He needs to understand that."









Katty:  So did you and Taylor have a good time?
Matthew:  Yeah, it was great.  I think we are making progress.
Katty:  That's great.






Katty:  Was Cynthia there?
Matthew:  Yes she was there.  We talked a bit but not much.  She told me she had something to tell me about you but she never told me what it was.






Katty:  About me?  What in the world would she have to tell you about me?  Haters these days.
Matthew:  I really don't know what she wanted to tell me but something did seem to be bothering her.  Did something happen when I was in China?






Katty: (coughs)  Ummm, no.  Look I don't know what she think she knows but she need to keep my name out of her mouth.
Matthew:  Well, I guess she'll tell me later.






Katty:  Look, don't worry about that.  As a matter of fact, don't worry about anything right now.  We finally have some alone time so lets take advantage of it.
Matthew:  I like the way you think.
Katty:  Hmm, I'm feeling like a swim, you in?
Matthew:  Sure. Let me go change.....
Katty: (Purs)  Oh, no you won't be needing that.






Katty:  Wooooooo!
Matthew: ( Chuckles)






Katty:  Think fast! (splashes Matthew)
Matthew: (chuckles)  This is why I love you so much Katty.  You make me feel so alive and young.




Katty:  You haven't seen anything yet.
Matthew: (chuckles)

Taylor:  Dad!

Matthew:  Taylor?  What is she..... nevermind, we have to get dressed.
Katty: ........






Matthew:  Taylor, what are you doing here and at this hour?  Does your mom know your here?  How did you get here?
Taylor:  Dad I want to move in with you.
Matthew:  What.  Where is all this coming from.  Did you and your mom have a fight?



'


Taylor:  I overheard her on the phone saying she was going to France.  I don't want to live there anymore dad, I want to live here with you.
Matthew:  Wait, just hold on a minute.  Did you talk to your mom about this?
Taylor:  Yeah, well kind of.  She doesn't want me to move in with you.  She wants to control me.
Matthew:  Look Taylor I know your mom loves you a lot and......






Taylor:  No she doesn't.  She only cares about those two brats!  I don't want to live there anymore!
Matthew:  Taylor, I don't think right now is a good time.  I have a new movie I need to start shooting for next week and I won't be here much.  Maybe you should try to work things out with your mother.
Taylor: (Crys)  I thought you would understand! 
Katty:  Hold on a second Matt.  Taylor, you said your mom was going to France?
Taylor: (sniffs)  Yeah.






Katty:  Well I was thinking that maybe she can stay here a few days and cool off and you guys can figure out what to do from there.
Taylor:  Please daddy, please can I stay.  Katty thinks I should.
Matthew:  I don't know Taylor.
Taylor:  Daddy please...






Matthew:  Okay honey, but we still have to let your mom know. 
Taylor:  Thank you dad!  Thank you Katty!
Katty:  No problem hon.







Matthew:  Are you sure your okay with this.
Katty:  Sure I'm fine with it.  I was teenager once believe it or not.  I know what she's going through.  Besides, she's your daughter and whatever you love, I love.  
Matthew:  Your awesome.







Katty:  I'll be upstairs waiting for you







" I'm not particularly happy about this situation but I have to accept that Matt has a past.  I'm wondering what the hell Cynthia is doing.  She's losing her family one by one.  Pretty soon she will have nothing left and I can't say that doesn't make me laugh.  I have Matthew and now I'm going to take her daughter away from her. She's so pathetic.  I guess the other housewives are going to France.  Funny, because I didn't get an invite.  Their so clickish, but I have a surprise for them, especially that old hag Karine."



The Housewives arrive in France................





Cynthia:  Gosh that flight was brutal!  So glad we're here now.
Aimee:  I know right.  Actually I'm starting to feel like it's all worth it now.  
Chinese Tourist:  Welcome to France girls!
Housewives:  Thank you , you too.

Karine:  Morrigan, are you okay?
Morrigan:  I'm fine, I have just had too much sun today.  I'm sorry girls but I need to go inside.
Karine:  Dibs on the biggest bed!







Morrigan:  What the......  You gotta be kidding me.




Karine:  Hey Morrigan, I thought you needed some shade.....
Morrigan:  Look don't freak out when I tell you this.  Your gonna freak out, please don't freak out.
Karine:  Morrigan what is it?
Morrigan:  You promise you won't freak out.
Karine:  Morrigan, what's wrong with you?  Okay, I won't freak out.
Morrigan:  Katty is here with Calvin. There in the kitchen and.......






Karine:  Whaaaaattttttt!!!




To be continued...............


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