Thursday, January 27, 2011

Real Housewives of Bridgeport- Episode 5







"I hadn't heard from Calvin since we got in our big fight so when Morrigan told me that he was here and with Katty of all people, I totally freaked!  I couldn't believe this was happening.  I had to confront him and get to the bottom of what was going on.






Karine:  Calvin?
Calvin:  Karine?  What are you doing here?
Karine:  I should ask you the same.  What's going here?  You dissapeared after our fight and I didn't hear anything from you since.





Calvin:  I didn't think you wanted me around.  You were very upset.
Karine:  Well can you blame me?
Calvin:  I guess not.  I wanted to tell you I was coming to France to shoot a scene for "Where's Bella".  It just so happens that Katty is in the scene with me.

Katty:  I'll let yall talk.
Karine:  You do that.
Katty:  B****
Karine:.......






Karine:  I''m gonna be totally honest Calvin, I hate her and I don't want you around her!
Calvin:  Look, I can't help who gets cast for these other parts.  I have to work with her Karine.
Karine:  Okay, I understand that but no more visits to her house or anything of that sort.
Calvin:  I promise, okay.
Karine:  Okay hon. I missed you.
Calvin:  I need to go to the set now.  You can come there if you want.
Karine:  Me and the girls are going to have lunch together.  I will be there afterwards.






"It was a relief to find out why Calvin was in France with Katty.  Also learning that he finally landed a part was an added bonus.  I hate the fact that he has to work with her but I don't trust her as far as I can throw her. She might have taken Cynthia's man but I'll be damned if I let her do the same thing to me."





At the restaurant.............................................................




Morrigan:  So what's the story with Calvin?
Karine:  It's not what everyone thinks.  He's here shooting for his new movie and it just so happens that Katty is his costar.
Aimee:  Bummer
Karine:  I know right.  I hate that he has to even be anywhere near her.
Cynthia:  All I can really tell you is that you better watch out because that's how it started with her and Matthew.





Karine:  Oh believe me, I am watching.  I've finally realized that somethings gotta be done about her.  Basically, Katty has got to go down and I need you guys to help me take her down.





Cynthia:  What did you have in mind?  You know I'm all for that.
Karine:  Well, I'm not quite sure yet.  I was thinking of a good public shaming.  Something that will ruin her and any chances of her becoming anything in Bridgeport.  
Cynthia:  She broke up me and Matthew, yet she's still seen as something special in the public eye.  I don't understand that.  
Karine:  Well,  Matthew is going to be a problem because he is so well known, he can make a lot of things disappear.  We have to find a way to ruin it with her and Matthew, hopefully before the wedding takes place.




Aimee:  Look I don't care for the girl myself but publicly disgracing her forever seems kind of harsh.  I know yall have issues with her but I'm not for that.  Sorry, I'm gonna sit this one out.
Karine:  ................






"The girls really have it out for Katty.  I don't know, I don't think it's a good idea to do what they want to do.  I mean, Matthew Hamming has some major pull in the Bridgeport community.  Really, he is the other celebrity endorsement I need to get my show off the ground and to get to him, I need to get to Katty.  What went on with Katty and the other housewives have nothing to do with me.  I'll be damned if I kill my chances of stardom in support of their personal vendettas.  I'm just saying....




Meanwhile on the set of  "Where's Bella"....................................





Director:  Annnnd Action!

Inspector Fitch (Calvin's character):  I'm sorry to break this to you mademoiselle but Bella is missing.





Lara(Katty's character):  Wha, what?  Oh my gosh where's Bella?  *cries histerically*  Wheres Bella?  I can't take this, I can't go on....
Director:  CUT!!!





Director:  What's all this?  No, no no.  Your not hysterical bout this.  Your surprised and afraid.  Your over acting right now.  I need you to reel it back and try to be more natural.  Okay.
Katty:  Oh, okay.
Director:  Take 166!  Annnd action!





Inspector Fitch (Calvin's character):  I'm sorry to break this to you mademoiselle but Bella is missing.
Lara(Katty's character):   What!  Where's Bella!  What did you do with her you scum!!
Director:  CUT!





Director:  NO, no no!  Not mad.  Your not mad, your....... nevermind.  Take 5 everyone.







"I can't help if my acting skills are way too advanced for that little piece of crap role they gave me.  After shooting, Aimee called me and wanted to meet me outside the local Bistro.  Something about us helping each other out.  I'll admit I was surprised to hear anything from her seeing as she's always up Karine's ass all the time.





  
Aimee:  I'm really glad you had a minute to come out and meet me.
Katty:  Sure.  So what's up?
Aimee:  Well there's something you need to know.  I like the other housewives and everything but wrong is wrong regardless of who you do it to.






Katty:  Ooh, kay.  What are we talking about here?
Aimee:  Well the other housewives are talking about publicly shaming you or somethng like that.  Basically they want to ruin your reputation.  
Katty:  Is that right.  Let me guess, Cynthia is the ring leader?
Aimee:  Actually no, Karine is.
Katty:  Big surprise.  That old bitch has had it out for me from day one.  How many times I have to tell her I don't want her crusty ass husband.
Aimee:  Well I thought I should let you know because wrong is wrong.






Katty:  Well, thank you I guess.  You mentioned helping each other out on the phone.  What did you mean by that?
Aimee:  Well I don't know if you know but I've been trying to get my cooking show picked up by a network and I am in need of a celebrity endorsement.  Sooo I was thinking that maybe you can talk to Matthew..
Katty:  Oh, I see.  My question is if you would have told me about this whole public shaming scheme if I couldn't do anything for you.
Aimee:  No, not at all.  I just think it's wrong.  The endorsement has nothing to do with that.
Katty:  Hmph.  Sure it doesn't.  Well I guess I should thank you for telling me.  All I can do is maybe have you come to the house and discuss it with Matthew.  I have no control over what he does.
Aimee:  That's cool.  I can work with that.







"I know what people will be saying about me.  That I only want to get ahead no matter who I stab in the back.  It's about me and my family.  Not my fault if people can't control their men or whatever.  All I know is that I have a cooking show series to be made."







Cynthia:  All I'm saying is to stay away from my daughter!  She may be staying there for now but she's there to spend time with her father and not you!  So step the f*** off!





Katty:  You are such a jealous b****!  Your daughter is living under Matthews roof and as long as she is she's going to have deal with me.  What you scared your going to lose her to me too, like you lost Matthew!  Your pathetic!  Your daughter hates you and so does Matthew!  Why don't you go crawl up under a rock you useless skank!






Morrigan:  Stop!  How dare you speak to her that way and your the one who did her wrong!  Your the useless skank!
Katty:  This is none of your business Morrigan.  A & B convo so C your way out of it!
Morrigan:  You really don't know who your dealing with do you!  You may can get away talking to everyone else like that but you are NOT going to talk to me like that!  Do you know what I can do to you!
Katty:  F*** off, you freak!






Katty:  I'm outta here.  I'm not gonna waste another minute here with you losers!
Morrigan:  Good riddance!  That's the smartest thing that's come out of your mouth.
Katty:  Oh, shut the f*** up!







Morrigan:  Why do you let her talk to you like that?!
Cynthia:  What do you mean?
Morrigan:  What I mean is that you need to shut her up once and for all or she will continue to walk all over you.  Knock her out.  Do something!







Cynthia:  Some of us aren't as tough as you Morrigan.
Morrigan:  Whatever, I'll be back later.







"I don't know why I agreed to come here with these girls.  It's just nonstop drama.  This is France and no one is acting like it's a vacation.  Everyone's just fighting and plotting revenge and so on.  They can do that back home in Bridgeport. The stress was beginning to be too much.   I had to get out of that house and get some air but I soon found myself in a compromising position.













Guy:  Can I help you with something
Morrigan:  Ummm, no.  Just passing by...












"Look, I'm not perfect........"


To Be Continued.............................................
























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